Newspaper clipping of the day that Alex won the court case against his abusive parents and was free from all his pre-existing abuse.
BIOGRAPHY
Born : Alexandra Nichole Attackis III
43 Days Ago
Preston, Texas
Nationality : Cock-Asian
Residence : El Paso, Texas
Occupation : YouTuber, Comedian, Autistic Gaylord
Years Active : 2014-Present
Net Worth : $0.04 & a Paper Clip
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My name is Alex, I'm 43 days old, and I was born in Preston, Texas. My Parents, Tracy Milf, and Forest Gimp, ended up buying a farm after their life story blew up in the movie "Lemon Whore's", However they weren't really happy having me, at first they hit me with a cow prod to shut me up, but they got bored so they had me live 1.83 miles outside the farm in a small 8×14 shack with no light entering and a metal bucket that I had to eat, and secrete in. To be honest it wasn't so bad the first 6 years, however they bought a dog and forgot about me. Food went from a sandwich made from lawn clippings and leftover pie crust, to a single piece of a onion ring once a week, now you may be thinking, how did I survive? Well one day a group of teenagers (turtles?) ended up burning the farm when one of them dropped their flamethrower dildo in the hay. My Non-Binary gender fluid Pansexual father was furious and went after them, they headed towards my shack in an attempt to hide (Surprising they ran 4 miles). They broke the lock and found me "choking the chicken" to a dirt drawing I made of a circle. They ran out and I saw the moon for the first time then I saw my father running towards them, I hid behind the shack and waited for him to be far away enough that he wouldn't see me run, I didn't really know how to run since my legs were brittle and short but I managed to make it to the main road that led to the farm and saw a car headed my way and it almost hit me, it was a cop that just so happened to drive by, He took me to the hospital where they nourished me back to a state where I could run, write, and speak in tongues. Then they filed this and a court case was started, my parents tried to deny that they treated me badly to no avail. I won the case and was given 12 dollars and 44 cents in compensation. The case was done and family who was looking for a child called my "lawyer" and a meeting was arranged. They were such nice people and caring, when they adopted me they drove all the way to where I live now, in El Paso, where they put me in a shitty fucking school, a ghetto fucking neighborhood, and their actual kids are trash that let maggots grow on food they leave the floor. I started this channel and website as a means of making bank and moving out of that place and buy my dog some timbs (no not "dawg" as in friend I mean literal dog like the animal). I hope I get big on YouTube to grow as a person and meet new people. Thank you for those who will stick by me and to those other craigslist offerer's that will eventually find me. I'm Alex and thank you.